There’s a mean-spirited however persistent thread in American popular culture, through which the Midwest is depicted as a cultural backwater, populated by sleepy, gormless, unattractive rubes and devoid of significant artwork or tradition. For instance, this sidesplitting musical interlude from 30 Rock. As an East Coast snob who lived for a few years among the many Nice Lakes, I discover this line of comedy offensive. Midwesterners are pleasant, vigorous, lovely individuals, they usually reside in a land of marvels. (Should you’re questioning why I’ve chosen to open with this complicated and dangerous metaphor: We simply obtained a brand new assistant editor, Matt Martell, and I’m hazing him by handing him a grenade on his second day.)
However on the subject of pitching, the coastal elites might need a degree: Requirements have slipped slightly within the heartland. For the Chicago White Sox and Pittsburgh Pirates, John Brebbia and Aroldis Chapman, respectively, are marquee signings. (Now I’ve thrown all that goodwill away by puncturing Pittsburghers’ delusion that they’re from the East Coast. How silly of me.)
Let’s dispense with Brebbia first, as a result of that transfer makes loads of sense. The 33-year-old right-hander, most notable today for his Civil Battle cavalry officer’s beard and felicity with deadpan humor, has been a reasonably dependable center reliever for many of his six-season main league profession. Brebbia missed most of 2020 and 2021 whereas recovering from Tommy John surgical procedure, however has in any other case had a pair high-volume seasons with out an excessive amount of in the best way of damage hassle: 66 appearances, 72 2/3 innings in 2019, and a serious league-high 76 appearances and 68 innings in 2022 — the latter proof of the busy life led by aid pitchers who work for Gabe Kapler.
Brebbia is just about completely fastball-slider, or extra precisely slider-fastball, given he throws his breaking pitch extra typically than his four-seamer. Each pitches transfer totally on an east-west axis, however the distinction between the 2 is efficient sufficient that Brebbia obtained hitters to chase, whiff, and strike out greater than they did in 2022 by working exterior the strike zone.
I’d anticipate Brebbia to make perhaps 50 or 60 appearances, and therein to throw about 60 average-to-above-average innings. He’ll earn $4 million in 2024, with a $1.5 million buyout of a $6 million mutual possibility for subsequent yr, which brings the full assure to $5.5 million.
Groups don’t wish to spend on this center aid position, however between youth, damage threat, and a few regarding latest observe data, there’s a number of variance in Chicago’s bullpen proper now. Consequently, Brebbia will most likely find yourself pitching higher-leverage innings than he would on a contender, however he’ll maintain the drama to a minimal. Supervisor Pedro Grifol, whose chair wobbles greater than a second-year supervisor would love, will probably be grateful. So too White Sox followers.
The White Sox have given out six main league contracts to free brokers this offseason. That Brebbia is the second-best of these six gamers (perhaps the most effective, should you don’t fairly purchase {that a} yr in Korea turned Erick Fedde into the second coming of Roger Clemens) shouldn’t be actually Brebbia’s fault. He’ll be tremendous. The White Sox, maybe much less so.
With that mentioned, it could possibly be worse.
Chapman can nonetheless be efficient. The toughest-throwing pitcher who ever lived has advanced in his mid-30s, including a sinker and splitter to his fastball-slider arsenal, and final season he rebounded from a down yr in 2022 that might have ended his profession.
The left-hander introduced his strikeout price again into the 40s, pulled his HR/9 again into the survivable zone — roughly a 3rd of what it was in 2020 and 2021 — and glommed onto a Rangers crew that ended up profitable the World Sequence. And Chapman was a giant a part of that effort; amongst Texas’ pure relievers, Chapman was third in innings pitched and first in gmLI within the 2023 postseason, and white-knuckled his solution to a 2.25 ERA.
It wasn’t all the time fairly. Chapman had the sixth-highest stroll price amongst 162 certified relievers within the common season, and allowed at the very least one baserunner in every of his final 5 appearances of the playoffs. His wildness in high-leverage moments led to Josh Sborz and José Leclerc throwing — if you wish to get empirical about it — a crapload of innings within the World Sequence. However on steadiness, he was good in 2023. And if the Pirates get to the purpose the place Chapman walks away a playoff collection in 2024, it will signify a titanic overperformance primarily based on preseason expectations.
As a lot as I assumed this line of pondering died out ages in the past, there’s nonetheless a profitable marketplace for the Veteran Confirmed Nearer. And if Craig Kimbrel is price $13 million for one yr, I suppose Chapman, primarily based on on-field skill alone, is price $10.5 million.
On this offseason of the Dodgers and Yankees gobbling up the sport’s greatest stars, there’s been a number of concern trolling over how small-market groups just like the Pirates can compete with wealthy groups just like the Dodgers. That line of inquiry is misguided, as a result of the Pirates — between income sharing and taking a slice of nationwide TV cash — don’t compete with the Dodgers a lot as they freeload off the Dodgers. Proprietor Bob Nutting has roughly abdicated the duty to area a aggressive ballclub.
So how can I criticize the Pirates for lastly going out and paying — overpaying, even — for a big-name free agent? Right here’s how.
Regardless of the overall malaise over the franchise previously eight years, the Pirates have finished a good quantity to win followers over previously 13 months. They introduced again franchise legend Andrew McCutchen — twice. They prolonged Bryan Reynolds. They drafted Paul Skenes, the most effective faculty pitching prospect since Gerrit Cole and essentially the most well-known and thrilling faculty baseball participant at any place since Bryce Harper. They promoted a variety of younger prospects, together with former no. 1 total decide Henry Davis.
However for individuals who wish to get again on the bandwagon, Chapman is a tough man to root for. His 30-game home violence suspension is a number of years previously, however the particulars of the case are so disturbing they’ll solid a shadow over every part he does for the remainder of his profession, and deservedly so. The Pirates haven’t dealt with such instances properly — not that any sports activities crew does — as they welcomed Jung Ho Kang again after a sexual assault allegation and a hit-and-run DUI in the identical season, and promoted Ji Hwan Bae via the ranks after he was convicted of assault in South Korea.
Chapman’s suspension is the headline merchandise, however as not too long ago as 2022, Chapman no-showed at a crew exercise on the eve of the postseason. Six weeks earlier than, Chapman was sidelined with an an infection ensuing from, of all issues, poor tattoo aftercare. (The story itself was made all of the extra memorable as a result of it impressed Lindsey Adler, then of The Athletic, to pen the now-immortal phrase, “veritable moat of pus.”)
From a tradition standpoint (or an ethical standpoint, if you wish to put it that means), I’d be cautious of including Chapman to my crew. Nonetheless, ballclubs take dangers on gamers like this on a regular basis. I perceive that; what I don’t perceive is why the Pirates selected Chapman specifically. As a result of I don’t assume they want him.
The Pirates have already got top-of-the-line closers in baseball, David Bednar, and extra depth within the bullpen than most nationwide followers understand. In 2023, Pittsburgh was eleventh in reliever WAR, 18th in ERA-, and tenth in WPA. Not precisely the 1990 Reds, however hardly a gaping wound in want of therapy. Of the seven Pirates who threw 30 or extra innings in aid final season, six had an ERA below 4.00, and all of these are coming again.
If something, Pittsburgh may’ve used a gentle hand like Brebbia, as a result of they’ve Chapman’s low-command tightrope fashion of pitching lined, between Carmen Mlodzinski, Dauri Moreta, and Roansy Contreras.
Considering all of Pittsburgh’s assured contracts and pre-arbitration contract agreements, and debiting the $9.25 million subsidy the Bucs are getting from the Braves within the Marco Gonzales deal, the Pirates are set to spend about $69 million on participant wage, above and past the minimal required to area a 26-man roster. Some $15 million and alter — or about 22% of that whole — is being allotted to Pittsburgh’s eighth- and ninth-inning guys, Bednar and Chapman.
It’s a bizarre solution to construct a roster.
Perhaps Pittsburgh is how the Royals made out with Chapman final yr and hoping for a equally profitable deadline-period commerce. Cole Ragans, the younger left-hander the Rangers despatched to Kansas Metropolis for Chapman final July, became top-of-the-line pitchers within the American League instantly after touching down in Missouri. If the Pirates pull off the same trick in six months’ time, I’ll fortunately recant my skepticism.
Till then, it’s a curious allocation of each literal and social capital, from a crew that has little of both to play with.