On Sunday afternoon, the Kansas Metropolis Chiefs handed the Los Angeles Chargers a 17-10 defeat within the NFL’s 4. Right here’s a few of what Tom Ruprecht overheard at So-Fi Stadium in Inglewood, California.
“With a price ticket of $5.5 billion, So-Fi Stadium has all the pieces… I imply, other than Chargers followers.”
“Carson, in case your sister acquired fancy china for her wedding ceremony reward, I like to recommend that you just don’t deal with it.”
“Once I discover the jerk who wrecked Rashee Rice’s knee, I’m gonna… oh, by no means thoughts.”
“Fast! Name Roger Goddell! Inform him Rashee Rice desires to begin serving his suspension proper now!”
“Weren’t the Chiefs resting Skyy Moore to maintain him recent for drops within the playoffs?”
“It appears just like the plan for changing Rashee Rice is for Chris Jones to flip into playoff mode.”
“Isn’t it great? We’re getting a day the place we will actually recognize the Chiefs’ first-rate punter!”
“If Justin Herbert’s so motionless, why can’t Tershawn Wharton catch him?”
“The one one who can beat the Chiefs is the Chiefs… particularly, Jawaan Taylor.”
“For those who’re actually depressed, Xavier Worthy works higher than Prozac!”
