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One thing new is coming this Friday (April 12, 2024) on the UFC 300 weigh-ins, that are scheduled to go down contained in the UFC Apex in Las Vegas, Nevada. In lately launched press data, the promotion teased a particular “New UFC Tools Announcement and Presentation” after the official weigh-ins conclude.
The announcement made its method to Twitter, and hypothesis started instantly. Virtually universally, the identical conclusion was drawn: UFC has to lastly be fixing the gloves, proper? It’s exhausting to consider an tools various that may be worthy of a UFC 300 announcement.
The demand for mounted gloves has by no means been larger. 2024 has featured an abundance of eye pokes and eye poke-related controversies, together with the current bout between Chris Weidman and Bruno Silva. In that Middleweight contest, former champion Weidman managed to poke his opponent within the eye three separate instances, and the ultimate change controversially ended the combat.
Some have argued the answer is easy: CLOSE YOUR HANDS! Others blame the UFC gloves, which lengthen the fingers outward after they’re unfastened and relaxed. Totally different fashions of gloves — even all the way in which again to PRIDE FC! — curl inward a bit, which means that relaxed fingers aren’t so prolonged.
Keep tuned.
Insomnia
Women and gentleman, I’m happy to announce: WE ARE SO F—KING BACK!
In all of the chaos, I forgot about Valentina Shevchenko’s quest to get all of the rubies in her belt. Does anybody else have an opportunity of racking up eight title defenses?!?
Ciryl Gane is likely one of the most proficient fighters on the roster, however the ducking accusations are positively including up.
Right here’s hoping Chris Curtis has a clean restoration from his hamstring harm.
Not the information I wished…Grade 3 tear in my hamstring.Ready on extra information.Fuck me
— Chris Curtis The Motion Man (@Actionman513) April 8, 2024
I’m satisfied the solar will explode earlier than Andrei Arlovski stops decisioning random unranked Heavyweights on UFC undercards. Get that cash “Pitbull!”
Have you ever been priced out of dwell UFC occasions? Right here’s an alternate!
Jon Jones’ newest incident introduced this previous Daniel Cormier quote again on the feed, and it feels evergreen.
Is bald Islam Makhachev going to be much more unstoppable?
Slips, rips, and KO clips
Referees are purported to know when a combat is a squash match. Why let this random woman take a bunch of additional punches from an precise kickboxer?
An elbow within the clinch begins a barrage of strikes:
Effectively … that’s unlucky.
Random Land
A pair concepts for the bucket listing.
23. Mount Roraima, positioned on the junction of Brazil, Guyana and Venezuela.
These tabletop mountains are thought of to be the oldest geological formations on Earth, courting again to 2 billion years in the past. pic.twitter.com/HaBL3Yq47Z
— James Lucas (@JamesLucasIT) April 7, 2024
Midnight Music: Pop, 1967
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