The purpose in opposition to Southampton was, hopefully, an vital one, despite the fact that it doesn’t really feel prefer it. How might it?
I’m nonetheless feeling down after that efficiency, these errors, that stage of sloppiness. And it’s worse as a result of it’s largely uncharacteristic. Which appears an apparent factor to say as a result of if a workforce was routinely doing stuff like that it wouldn’t be prime of the desk. Which is the place we’re. Which type of feels absurd in a manner, as a result of the gut-punch of shedding to … see … subconsciously that’s what it looks like and I simply typed it out … drawing with Southampton makes you’re feeling like you need to take a look at the desk and see a giant hole between these relentless bastards on prime and us beneath.
However it’s not the case. Possibly it is going to be in a couple of weeks time, nevertheless it’s not now. And as I take into consideration Wednesday and what lies past that, and as one a part of my mind tells me we would simply have made life too troublesome for ourselves to do what all of us need us to, there’s nonetheless one other half that has to have hope.
Is that this not what a title race is all about? Do I wish to make peace with what feels just like the inevitable proper now, or grasp on in there simply in case one thing else occurs? I’m positively hanging. All of the outdated cliches are going round in my head about the way you by no means know what can occur in soccer and anybody can beat anybody and all that. It’s true, however maybe much less true than it was because of the machine-like high quality of Man Metropolis. The ChatGPT of soccer.
They’ve all their gamers match. Quel shock. They’ve good medical doctors, I suppose. They’ve the most effective, deepest squad in European soccer. They know how you can shut out a season, as a result of they’ve carried out it time and time once more. Plucky little Man Metropolis with simply their 150 monetary expenses or no matter it’s. As a lot as we’ve made our personal errors, that is additionally who we’re preventing in opposition to, and I can’t lose sight of that.
In looking for issues that give me a glimmer of hope, I bear in mind a sport in opposition to them some years again once they obtained a purple card within the 4th minute or one thing. Possibly Samir Nasri, earlier than he switched sides, scored a few targets that day. One thing like that would occur once more. Possibly Rodri, or Stones, and even Ederson, who comes crashing out of his space into Gabriel Jesus or Trossard or Martinelli, and it’s 10 man Metropolis for 87 minutes. It’d nonetheless be troublesome however I’d prefer it.
I’m conjuring up eventualities to provide my churning abdomen some peace. Possibly the efficiency of a lifetime. Possibly the scabbiest win anybody has ever seen the place we get pummeled however by some means preserve them at bay after which Saka grabs a late winner like Marc Overmars at Outdated Trafford and a few bloke goes psychological within the stands and turns into well-known as a result of he’s obtained mad curly hair but additionally as a result of final month he went to a dentist in eastern-Europe and obtained a set of choppers that shine shiny like a diamond, placing Jurgen Klopp and Brendan Rodgers to disgrace.
Mickey Molar, as he’ll perpetually be recognized in his native.
Possibly the concept we’ve been by way of some unhealthy durations earlier than is one thing to contemplate. My pal Tone despatched me a WhatsApp yesterday, saying, “We nonetheless have the flexibility to get three unhealthy ends in a row, however we’ve turned them into attracts as a substitute of losses. It’s progress, I suppose, nevertheless it’s been actually painful the final couple of weeks.”
Sure, it has been painful, however I’ve by no means needed something to be extra true in my total life aside from after I heard we have been going to signal Charlie Nicholas and I prayed for weeks after which it occurred. I promised to go to mass each Sunday if he got here to us. He did. I didn’t go to mass. I’m sorry Charlie, it was me, not the champagne way of life and the women and the London nightlife that noticed issues work out the best way they did at Arsenal. My unhealthy.
What if, as troublesome because it sounds, three attracts moderately than three losses is progress of a form? Throughout his time right here, Arteta has had some sticky occasions, and sometimes when it appears to be like like we’re on the precipice of one thing actually unhealthy, we discover a solution to lean again the opposite manner. It feels a bit like that is a type of, albeit drastically completely different in context to a few of the others, so perhaps that have shall be helpful.
However the factor I inform myself most frequently is that final season ended badly however we might see the progress all through the marketing campaign. This season has been higher, we’ve all seen higher progress. They mentioned final season was our solely likelihood for the highest 4, which turned out to be unfaithful. I don’t assume that is our solely likelihood at a title. We used the ache of final season as motivation for this one. We are able to do the identical if it doesn’t work out this time round. Generally you must come shut to actually perceive what it’s good to do to go the gap.
It might be that I’m simply attempting to make myself really feel higher, however I additionally imagine it. I reckon I’m going to spend the remainder of this weekend, and each waking second between now and Wednesday night time, lurching between FFS and OOOOOH MAYBE!
What tells you one thing about this season is that the draw with Southampton meant it was St Totteringham’s Day, when it’s not possible for them to complete above us, and usually it’s a little bit of amusing and all the remaining. It hasn’t occurred for years. It occurred yesterday and I forgot, after which after I thought of it, it was underwhelming as a result of, frankly, we’ve greater fish to fry than these poxy tiddlers down the street.
Which makes me really feel a bit higher. And in addition will get my abdomen churning once more so I believe I’m going to have some Basque cheesecake for breakfast as a result of why the hell not?
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